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Listen, you all know I hate to brag. Despise it. I love to tell stories, but I’ll only regale somebody … More

Yeah so NHL Players fly around the ice at speeds of 15-22 mph, and sure, they crash into each other … More

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YES! What a topic. I like to talk about Butt related things at least once a day. I love butts. If … More

So, I’m taking this Uncle thing pretty seriously. Over the past couple of days, every 15 minutes or so I … More

I drove for 13 hours yesterday to be present for the birth of Queen W. My niece/wingman/new favorite person should … More

So I don’t know if I’ve mentioned this previously, but I’ve done some basketballing in my day. This time of … More