I know what you’re thinking. Baristas? How would they be rich? They’re working the common (wo)man job in the service … More
Actual Bull Storms Actual China Shop
” The animal had escaped from a nearby slaughterhouse in Jiangsu Province, and targeted a woman walking down the street in … More
You’ve Been Logged: Eric Hill
“WEST PALM BEACH — A former Boca Raton High School swim coach accused of inappropriately touching a teenage student pleaded … More
I Hate To Reveal My Own Invincibility, But This Bear/Shark/Rattlesnake Attack Survivor Forced My Hand
Listen, you all know I hate to brag. Despise it. I love to tell stories, but I’ll only regale somebody … More
The NHL is Soft.
Yeah so NHL Players fly around the ice at speeds of 15-22 mph, and sure, they crash into each other … More
I Tried To Run 3.6 Miles Home From Work Yesterday
Let me start by saying that way deep down, written in my code, I have incredible athletic ability. Genetically, it’s … More
Happy Mem Day! Quick Question: What’s up with Coaches and all the B-Hole References?
YES! What a topic. I like to talk about Butt related things at least once a day. I love butts. If … More
My Top 5 Uncles of All-Time
So, I’m taking this Uncle thing pretty seriously. Over the past couple of days, every 15 minutes or so I … More
Ty Lue Isn’t Crazy for Comparing Lebron’s GW Shot to Michael Jordan’s Shot over Craig Ehlo
I drove for 13 hours yesterday to be present for the birth of Queen W. My niece/wingman/new favorite person should … More
Trust Me I’m a Pro… These are The Worst Possible Ways to Get Dunked On.
So I don’t know if I’ve mentioned this previously, but I’ve done some basketballing in my day. This time of … More